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So, lately my wife has been working a lot of late hours and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves on gas and in case she has car trouble or something. However, it seems they have become a bit more than than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and taking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.  If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after dark) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for several minutes.  I asked her what they were doing and all she said, "Just talking." Whatever! So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. I left the garage door open, but turned off all the lights.  About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my drive way and I'm hiding behind a bunch of my hunting stuff. When his headlights shine into my garage, I see something I just can't believe.  My bow string is fraying bad and the serving is showing some wear too. How much longer should I let this go, before I get it replaced?  pimpinthecofoosnewbs 
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For GAWD SAKES how many times really???
FML for opening this thread
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LOL- This went from a S.O.S. thread to a joke thread, but then quickly back to an S.O.S. thread once we saw the joke.
Poor Pimp.
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Pimp's getting old... give him a break. repostnpimp -p
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dethelf wrote:Again pimp?
?elf "pimpinthecofoosnewbs "Was reminded about this the other night by Jedi. He brought it up and asked "was the wife cheating story for real "? lmao alwaysthat10percentthatdon'tgetthemessage
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yea, lookin forward to readin the post again, in what, 2 years?
bring back hogzilla, that shit was funny :)
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dethelf wrote:yea, lookin forward to readin the post again, in what, 2 years?
bring back hogzilla, that shit was funny :)
Elfzilla  Robin Adcock posing with my archery kill in Oklahoma X&Tommie PIMP 
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Pimpinho wrote:dethelf wrote:Again pimp?
?elf "pimpinthecofoosnewbs "Was reminded about this the other night by Jedi. He brought it up and asked "was the wife cheating story for real "? lmao alwaysthat10percentthatdon'tgetthemessage Lmafooto....whitch means, LAUGH MY ASS FRIGGIN OFF ON THAT ONE. But i liked the first cheating hide and go seek story.. I did forgot the tail end of it tho. Yeah i believed it at first , It was more suspenseful with the foggy windows, and seeing two shadows getting closer in the front seat, but then after a week or two, i knew it was just a twist your head story.. But i had to ask just in case.. well because.. shes always winking at me..!  FOOSBALL.. THE MOST BRUTAL GAME ON THE PLANET
"ON AND OFF THE TABLE"
***A ProMaster's Creed***
No serender no retreat
Thats why a master
Won't' be beat
But sometimes a master they may fall
Just to come back
To beat them all.
At times they fall short.
Most times they stand tall
Its all about
Mastering the ball
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Hogzilla was bitch to get hogtied that day! Nice bow kill Pimp!
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LFAHATPDOTO.... which means laughed farted and had a tiny pee dribble on that one.
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JEDIROTN wrote:But i had to ask just in case.. well because.. shes always winking at me..! Dave- In the story Pimp said the guy she was with had a job, and that they were sitting in his car. Just thought I would help you figure things out! 
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Sorry about the bow string...
BTW, my dad and new girl friend, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. He is 78 and she is 77. Finally, my dad decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked.
"I would like it infrequently" she replied.
My dad told me sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered:
"Is that one word, or two?"
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boogiejuice wrote:JEDIROTN wrote:But i had to ask just in case.. well because.. shes always winking at me..! Dave- In the story Pimp said the guy she was with had a job, and that they were sitting in his car. Just thought I would help you figure things out! Oh Boo, he does have a job and a car (sort of). He dreams about detailing cars. Does that count?
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Pimpinho wrote:So, lately my wife has been working a lot of late hours and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves on gas and in case she has car trouble or something. However, it seems they have become a bit more than than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and taking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after dark) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for several minutes. I asked her what they were doing and all she said, "Just talking." Whatever! So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. I left the garage door open, but turned off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my drive way and I'm hiding behind a bunch of my hunting stuff. When his headlights shine into my garage, I see something I just can't believe. My bow string is fraying bad and the serving is showing some wear too. How much longer should I let this go, before I get it replaced? pimpinthecofoosnewbs LOL, thanks Pimp! One of the best yarns I ever heard! "Foosball is a game that constantly tests your skill, against your opponents luck."____  BigBaller wrote:
Bro how does victory taste?
Oh wait you wouldn't know!
It's not like missing a women where you can just rub a win out! LOL
If you don't want to summon a nasty genie, then don't rub the fucking lamp..<JediROTN
Champs find a way to win while others use excuses to lose.
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Colo#2SPgoalie wrote:boogiejuice wrote:JEDIROTN wrote:But i had to ask just in case.. well because.. shes always winking at me..! Dave- In the story Pimp said the guy she was with had a job, and that they were sitting in his car. Just thought I would help you figure things out! Oh Boo, he does have a job and a car (sort of). He dreams about detailing cars. Does that count? Well its more if a career than a job, ive known car detailing for 22 years. I worked out if shops off and on, and took care of more than 200 cars and truck at iron mountain for two years, with only two sick days. I was the best detailer that dealership ever had.. It was to bad they were rip offs..So after i sewed the dealership.. I started my own detail business, I have two big contracts that can earn me about four or five grand a month. I am my own leader, i punch no time clock, i work with no one, im not rushed in anyway.. I can take a three hour lunch,, take a nap if needed, smoke a little, without a random drug test.. My checks are direct deposited into a business account. I have no shop i have to lease a payment to..because im totaly mobile with car wash and shop, Now ... i have a VAN not a car, the van is my mobile office, AND HER NAME IS CHRISTINE..Because she starts on her own when the battery might get low, or if she sits for to many days.. The seat in the back makes out to a bed,it has a flat screen tv ..I can set the fob to start Christine at any time or when its cold, So its warm to get in , or two hot to cool the inside..The alarm works very well, you cant even stand three feel from it without it going off, soo if you even think about breaking in , it goes off and my fob beeps to tell me that Christine vanderbuilt is getting assaulted... FOOSBALL.. THE MOST BRUTAL GAME ON THE PLANET
"ON AND OFF THE TABLE"
***A ProMaster's Creed***
No serender no retreat
Thats why a master
Won't' be beat
But sometimes a master they may fall
Just to come back
To beat them all.
At times they fall short.
Most times they stand tall
Its all about
Mastering the ball
Jedi ROTN teacher
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Hey Dave you don't gotta lie to kick it. If you made that kinda money..... Everyone can chime in this could be fun.
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I can even start. If you made that kind of money you wouldn't have to fuck Christine because you might have a real women not the hole in the gas tank. And just because your van can't say no that doesn't mean "she" likes it.
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