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Old Sweater
#1 Posted : Sunday, September 23, 2018 9:59:58 PM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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Location: Olde Town Arvada

(The beginning)

Long ago during the fall before a winter snow
There is a state of Colorado foosball
and a story of a Northern semi-pro
He was an Expert in his beginning
and a Rookie he never became
The Amateurs he always beat a lot
to him they all rank the same
He is a player among players
unlike any player you have ever seen
He is a native Indian from Colorado
and he plays smart hard and keen
But little did players know
they would be contending with one of the best
To battle this Northern player called Jedi
he is quite a unique player from the rest

October 2000 begins his story
and how he got his name
He played a challenger a hundred blindfolded
and smashed him 5-3 in the game
The challenger cried out! " I have been cheated"
as the blindfolded pro reached for the cash
So the challenger first grabbed it
and said, " you can't have it"
Bouncer then took it
and kicked him out on his ass
So the moral of this blind challenge if you can see it
is never renege on a bet
Especially in an Irish bar with a blind pro player
that blocked and scored five points in the net
In secret two men watching nicknamed him Jedi
his game was lighting quick
The name it fit him perfectly
right down to his mind tricks

Then later he heard of a player named Jedi
and his game was mighty quick
he shoots pulls and pushes and can block anything
even shoots a mean goalie push kick
He looked for this player around here and there
but no Jedi was never insight
Then December eleventh he was told
that he was known as the Jedi Knight
So he took the name and adopted it well
players knew him as The Jedi indeed
It didn't matter to them in the North
because he always took the lead

(The calm before the first storm)

Then a span of three years where Jedi was born
a local tournament scene came to be
Players came from all over the state
to pay the five dollar entry fee
The weeks and months passed on by
and the scene lasted somewhat two years
The Jedi was owning the Northern players
he was dishing out brutal fear

And later in time as months went by
there was held a NoCo Classic Event
The mother event of this city location
where players from all over were sent
The event was huge and the tables were packed
and the patrons whispered," what is this"?
Oh it's just a game that we all play
and it works with the snap of the wrist
Then later that year the location was done
the arena had closed and died
Jedi marked his first dominate stand
that continued into the year of 0 five

(The Storm of the Jedi this way comes)

No arenas were held in the North at this time
untill spring of 0 five that same year
A location opened called the Study Hall
where Jedi beat down players to tears
For months and months he hammered this arena
just as he did in the past
Untill October Friday the 13th came around
and Jedi was kicked from the hall at last
But that was ok as he went home
as they thought that he went mad
But of course they would resort to cheating my match
as they threw him under the bus to look bad
So as rumors and gossip would have it
players cried their guts on the net
They bantered and dissed the Jedi daily
and said " Jedi will return I bet"
Ten weeks had past by as he stayed at peace
he then trained to a higher degree
Then they called for him to return to the hall
" The Return of the Jedi" you'll be

Now Jedi had waited for his return to come
for he knew it way in advance
The tournament called "Return of the Jedi"
he won it like a book of romance
The trophy was engraved January 19 of 06
the first tournament for him for that year
Then a few months later the location had closed
no more foosball and partying there
So as time went on by the North became Barren
no tournaments never came abound
Because the Force of the North put a curse on the land
no more battles in Jedi's home town

(JediR.O.T.N.'s Storm adds a turn to the tide)

Then grand news rang out of a location in the North
pass it on for all players to know
The North is on fire and active again
to fort Collins we all go
Then lo and behold as fate would have it
his other name would come fourth
Jedi was given the last name R.O.T.N.
that crowned him Ruler of the North

He had played the game a lifetime
dominated the North with an iron fist
Players lost to his wayside table
all they had left was to banter and diss
So Jedi pounded revenge everywhere
his game had a new flair and twist
He call's it "The Jedi freestyle"
the new style of the iron fist

Now the North had these Jedi hater's
that planned to snake is crown someday
So they schemed a R.O.T.N. points race tourney
to scam his crown title away
Then October of 06 the points race began
it Drew players from near and far
It was set to run eleven weeks
on four tables at a Pitchers bar
Now October rolled by and four Sundays have past
who for now is the number one seed
It just so happens to be, YEP yours truly
The JediR.O.T.N. has taken the lead
And November didn't fare good for others
as the Jedi hammered the wins away
Then the hater's then realized way to late
that the R.O.T.N. won the cart horse and hay

I have clinch the race early Roar Jedi with Glee
I won on the 9th week before 11
What did you all expect would happen
I'm the ruler of the north 24/7
But those that conspired said hold on one minute
we are adding one more week to the rounds
We will put the top 10 in one last singles event
then you all battle it out for the crown
Now what is this said Jedi with steam
I won the points race early sealed and wrapped
Now I see this was a hidden ploy
to steal my crown in a trap

The 9th week was written
now history in the past
Jedi won the points series early
then wondered who in the end would be last
So once again he ruled the North
he proved to them he was their best
So dumb they changed it to a qualify tourney
to give second chances for the rest
Now although The Jedi won the race early
they all still continued to play
And players bitched he was their ruler
as all were filled with hatred and dismay
Again and again Jedi pounded the North
he was dominating a consistent pace
Against the players in the North
JediROTN was there player Ace
And sometime later the arena went South
there were no tourney's this time to be
They were forced to play at the trail head Tavern
in hopes of better location will open, will see!

( The eye of an Oracle)

Now no one ever knew Jedi had visional powers
like a wizard with a crystal ball
He would rule the North and sit on his throne
and preach visions on the forum to them all
He would preach that
He would prophesied this
his Visions would always unfold
Even without a prophetic Miss
to the jediROTN this power was gold
So the Trail Head became the place to go
as it was the lowest times of the North
Jedi had the powers of visions alright
but he dreamed he could teleport
Then one day a bright light turned on
a bright vision deep in his head
"We will all return to the location we started
a new beginning at Pitchers" he said
As visions would have it Jedi's prophecy unfolded
they all returned to where they started
Back to Pitchers for another run
then The Ruler of the North came and departed
So off and on he returned to the North
where he dominated the Northern scene
The players would enter and realized real early
he played smart hard and keen

( Jedi's rebirth from ashes of the Phoenix)

In June of 09 a fall had happened
Jedi was hurt in the right shoulder torn bad
He was forced to time out to compete in the north
and it layed him in bed with a pad
Then four months later the last of September
he got great news from his doctor
We are going to fix you by surgery
so you can still play Table Soccer
The first day of October they fixed Jedi up
his shoulder was sore and tweaked
He got on the table and said to himself
"I think I will play Pitchers next week
And lo and behold Jedi played in the North
as he returned back to the scene
His arm was rehealing and it was revealing
he still played smart hard and keen
The year of 09 it was close to an end
Pitchers was almost officially done
Another year of Jedi dominace
that's four locations in the run

(The last arena of the North)

Now needless to say the north was not done
a new arena popped up from the blue
Just like someone in a birthday cake pops out
and says happy birthday to you
The name of this arena was called Road 34
and was a bicycle shop and bar
So Jedi owned this last arena
and showed the state he is their Northern Star
This arena was on week after week
players came from all around
JediROTN made sure that no one forgot
this was his dominant winning ground
Now here it was in the year 2010
the arena had lasted so long
But just like all the other locations
the TD and tables were gone
Now history was made in the last ten years
and the North arena's came no more
Never again will a location will be
no more tables or players no more

(Jedi's end of a new beginning)

It came to pass that I Ruled all the North
players couldn't take me down at their best
So now I'm known as a legend of the North
where I owned the best of the rest
But in this story my legend continues
The JEDIROTN marches to the south land
Where I enter a winter Fireball tourney
as I March over the southern sand
So never forget where this story began
as it continues on through time
It's just a story of a player named Jedi
as I Ruled the North with reason and rhyme


Author
David Jedi Miller
Old Sweater
#2 Posted : Monday, September 24, 2018 2:42:38 PM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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It was in the year of 2018
there was a jacket to be held in toll
Jedi blew away all the competition
Because that was his primary goal

Signed: Walter :)))
Old Sweater
#3 Posted : Tuesday, September 25, 2018 4:08:10 PM(UTC)
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Location: Olde Town Arvada

To funny, looks as though nobody is going to post anything on this thread!
What's wrong Bitches, is the story a little too long winded for you?
Then again Hot damn, I might be able to write out the second chapter without too much response.


Jedi
J-rod
#4 Posted : Tuesday, September 25, 2018 4:15:02 PM(UTC)
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AKPV22
#5 Posted : Tuesday, September 25, 2018 4:55:11 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: J-rod Go to Quoted Post
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This is my new anthem.
Never let a win go to your head, or a loss to your heart
Old Sweater
#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 26, 2018 12:29:19 AM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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Joined: 10/30/2013(UTC)
Posts: 1,132
Location: Olde Town Arvada

( Karma of the Force)

Shit damn I spoke to soon
I should have said nothing
and went straight to my room
But I was surprised no one said anything
by 12 am
I'm on a prayer and a wing
But it's human nature to be a bad troll
and stick our heads
in the wrong holes
What is it like to feel better or worse
it just doesn't matter
If your married your cursed
So go a head and joke around
You'll soon find out
your not a clown
So if you feel like chiming in
Just keep it real
and with no sin
But just remember this thread is hot
so please don't touch
or you'll suffer a lot
so If you do
then it's to late
The Northern force then decides your fate
so I suggest you delete what's above
It's not in hate
I say it in love



Colorado Oracle
AKPV22
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 26, 2018 8:50:35 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Shit damn I spoke to soon
I should have said nothing
and went straight to my room
But I was surprised no one said anything
by 12 am
I'm on a prayer and a wing
But it's human nature to be a bad troll
and stick our heads
in the wrong holes
What is it like to feel better or worse
it just doesn't matter
If your married your cursed
So go a head and joke around
You'll soon find out
your not a clown
So if you feel like chiming in
Just keep it real
and with no sin
But just remember this thread is hot
so please don't touch
or you'll suffer a lot
so If you do
then it's to late
The Northern force then decides your fate
so I suggest you delete what's above
It's not in hate
I say it in love



Colorado Oracle


Ummmmm ok. So who should delete what?

Who's going to suffer, suffer a lot? Sounds to me like you smoked some good pot. I'm not mad, not mad that you're smoking it. I'm just mad, mad you're not sharing it. Your passive aggression is so very amusing. But your method of rhyme is also confusing. You're half way there, as you live on a prayer. I have to ask … on a steel horse do you ride? Are you wanted? Dead or Alive? There is no troll more badder than you. But seriously David … your posts smell like poo.

AKtheRhymeSlayer

Feel the Rhythm!!!! Feel the Rhyme!!! Get on up!!! It's shitpost time!!!
Never let a win go to your head, or a loss to your heart
Suezynne
#8 Posted : Wednesday, September 26, 2018 6:14:42 PM(UTC)
Suezynne

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Joined: 9/23/2018(UTC)
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Location: So. of Denver


RE: A story of Rhyme and Reason

Jedi,
Apparently you are not only great at Foosball, but in writing as well. Very interesting history, impressive longtime wins and skills. Judging by that write up, I don't see how anyone can beat that history.

The world of Foosball is awesome and you are someone who has been steadfast, contributed, taught, fought, kicked ass, and kept going. May the Force continue to be with you!!!

SoozFooz
Soosun
Suezin
Suezynne
Suesin
Soozin
Siouxcin
Longball_Hitter
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 26, 2018 6:50:26 PM(UTC)
Longball_Hitter

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Joined: 12/2/2015(UTC)
Posts: 64
Location: KCMO

Since the Foosboard is being sunset and this thread is on the topic of Foos achievements here is another staggering set of stats that Clay researched and posted.

Nice domination Jedi btw. Super impressive.


Disclaimer: this is dated from 7/11/2017 (Note: This only includes Tornado tournaments.

Summary:
2015 – 11 open singles appearances. 8 wins. 3 runner-up finishes (lost to Ryan).
2016 – 13 open singles appearances. 13 wins, all from the king seat. Match record: 86-0
2017 – 6 open singles appearances. 6 wins, 5 of which coming from the king seat. Match Record: 40-1

Current streak of open singles events entered and won: 20*
*Now 21 after Nationals, as OP mentioned.

Details:
In 2015, Tony Spredeman played in 11 tournaments and made it to the final in all 11 of them. Ryan won three and Tony won the remaining eight. In the second to last tournament of that year (Colorado State), Ryan beat Tony in the Open Singles Final. That is the last open singles event that Tony entered and didn’t win. A few weeks later at the Bart O’Hearn Celebration in Austin, Tony lost to Ryan in the king seat match of open singles. That would be the last singles match Tony would lose on Tornado for quite a while as he double-dipped Ryan in the final and went undefeated (in matches, not just events) for 15 months! He finally lost a match in February 2017 to Todd Loffredo at Florida State in the winners bracket final. Of course, he came back to double-dip Todd in the final to win his 17th consecutive open singles title.

During the 15-month stretch between his November 2015 king seat loss to Ryan and his February 2017 king seat loss to Todd, Tony was 105-0. No, that’s not a typo. He won 105 consecutive matches without a single loss. And in case you’re wondering about the strength of his competitors, 44 of those 105 consecutive matches were against other masters—Trevor Park, Brandon Moreland, Tom Yore (3x), Robert Mares (3x), Tommy Adkisson (5x), Terry Rue (5x), Blake Robertson (6x), Ryan Moore (8x), and Todd Loffredo (12x). Other non-master notables are names like Daniel Colter, Ron Olson, Paul Smith, Mark Kraus, Steve Mori, Kevin Walker, Matthew Botros, Olavo Tavares, Bill Bell, Greg Mendel, Sean Lee, David Vick, Joe Rhodes, and Scott Ohare.

And that’s just the 105-0 streak of matches won. If we’re talking open singles events that Tony has entered and won, that streak is currently at 20 (beginning with the 2015 Bart O’Hearn Celebration and continuing through to 2017 Texas State). In the span of those events, he is 134-2. After each of those two losses, Tony returned to double-dip the two players who put him in the losers bracket (Ryan and Todd, respectively).

Of the 134 matches Spredeman won during his 20 consecutive titles, here is the breakdown of his opponents' ranks:

Master: 57
Elite: 10
Pro: 24
Lower: 43

The last time Tony entered an open singles event and didn’t make it to the final is all the way back to 2014(!) when he finished 4th at Colorado State. Since then, he’s made it to the final in 30 consecutive open singles appearances, winning all but three of them (finishing second to Ryan Moore in those three).

For kicks, I'll add that he also made it to the King of the Ring Final in Colorado twice—losing to Ryan in 2013 and defeating Chris Havel in 2015.

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AKPV22
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 26, 2018 10:03:22 PM(UTC)
AKPV22

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Joined: 10/28/2013(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Suezynne Go to Quoted Post

RE: A story of Rhyme and Reason

Jedi,
Apparently you are not only great at Foosball, but in writing as well. Very interesting history, impressive longtime wins and skills. Judging by that write up, I don't see how anyone can beat that history.

The world of Foosball is awesome and you are someone who has been steadfast, contributed, taught, fought, kicked ass, and kept going. May the Force continue to be with you!!!

SoozFooz
Soosun
Suezin
Suezynne
Suesin
Soozin
Siouxcin


I stand corrected. Whatever you're on, you're sharing it.
Never let a win go to your head, or a loss to your heart
Old Sweater
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 27, 2018 6:34:25 AM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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Joined: 10/30/2013(UTC)
Posts: 1,132
Location: Olde Town Arvada

Originally Posted by: Suezynne Go to Quoted Post

RE: A story of Rhyme and Reason

Jedi,
Apparently you are not only great at Foosball, but in writing as well. Very interesting history, impressive longtime wins and skills. Judging by that write up, I don't see how anyone can beat that history.

The world of Foosball is awesome and you are someone who has been steadfast, contributed, taught, fought, kicked ass, and kept going. May the Force continue to be with you!!!

SoozFooz
Soosun
Suezin
Suezynne
Suesin
Soozin
Siouxcin


You have good taste and a great first name!

Signed: Walter(Old Sweater) the Jedi shares my account with me. Some of the Clique with some pull had Jedi banned from the board and I believe everyone is entitled to a voice to be heard!
AKPV22
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 27, 2018 11:30:49 AM(UTC)
AKPV22

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 10/28/2013(UTC)
Posts: 451
Man

Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: Suezynne Go to Quoted Post

RE: A story of Rhyme and Reason

Jedi,
Apparently you are not only great at Foosball, but in writing as well. Very interesting history, impressive longtime wins and skills. Judging by that write up, I don't see how anyone can beat that history.

The world of Foosball is awesome and you are someone who has been steadfast, contributed, taught, fought, kicked ass, and kept going. May the Force continue to be with you!!!

SoozFooz
Soosun
Suezin
Suezynne
Suesin
Soozin
Siouxcin


You have good taste and a great first name!

Signed: Walter(Old Sweater) the Jedi shares my account with me. Some of the Clique with some pull had Jedi banned from the board and I believe everyone is entitled to a voice to be heard!



Hmmmm 🤔
Never let a win go to your head, or a loss to your heart
BigBaller
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 27, 2018 2:41:49 PM(UTC)
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Location: Littleton, CO

I heard that Jedi had no dick? I think Doug told me that not to sure though?
Old Sweater
#14 Posted : Saturday, September 29, 2018 11:41:43 PM(UTC)
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Posts: 1,132
Location: Olde Town Arvada

Chapter 2
( A new beginning from the past)

Now his legend continues forward in 2010 the North had ended
Jedi marches his rods southbound
as his rank plateau assended
But little did the metro know
Jedi would be head hunting the best of the best
All The World Champion State Title Holders
that thump their monkey chest
So don't over look the JediR.O.T.N.
for his game is as like the best
Jedi proved it in his Northern land
where The Jedi freestyle had manifest

(The past of the Jedi)

Way back then for the players and game
they had a first forum to speak their minds
But the behavior of the Peanut Gallery
was callous and unkind
And for years in the past the Gallery bitched
they bantered him and they dissed
Then the Jedi stood up against the board
and screamed" WHAT FUCKING SHIT IS THIS"?
The metro and state dogged him throughout the mud
the game was Jedi's life
But all they did was mock his game
and give him grief and strife
So then Jedi logged on the Colorado forum
as he preached his piece of mind
To thouse that stood against his game
to thouse that were unkind
And little did the Peanut Gallery know
Jedi be coming southbound to even the score
To wipe the Metro off the table
before the Bitches walk out the door
This is why Jedi ruled the North
and why he will also rule the south
This comes from the Colorado Oracle's teeth
and that comes from the horses mouth
So it came to pass in those early days
That Jedi's revenge was strong and wise
Now we verse back to 2010
as we enter a new Jedi sunrise

(Prophecy from the Phoenix)

In July a voice from the Northern force raised up
and demanded " that this is quite enough"
Time for you the Jedi
to retaliate and get tough
Now this voice came within a vision
from a phoenix rising from the ground
From the ashes to ball of fire
while making an eagle screeching sound
It was bright and very colorful
Red Orange and Yellow Green and Blue
It stood up upon a fireball
and roared " The Northern Force May Be With You"
Go South and enter the fire arena
a time before the winter snow
This is where and when you take this state by storm
but you must train before you go
So Jedi took this vision to heart
as he was given a visual dream
This prophecy must unfold very soon
by the fall of 2010 it would seem

(Colorado State Prophecy)

Now a time for Colorado State was coming
it's always a battle to be had
But the news of maybe no State Championships
made the player base low and sad
And the State became uncertain as two players stepped up to the plate
They announced a new Colorado State fireball tourney
that was prophsied by a Phoenix by fate
So Tornado was truly declined that year
first time in a 20+ year fable
It unfolded as an out of the blue tournament
as Colorado will play on the blue fireball table

(The jediR.O.T.N.'s motive)

The destruction Jedi did in the North will he also do in the Metro South
Will he come out to even the score
will he dominate the players through the southern times
As The Ruler of the North sets out for war

(Colorado State 1st Fireball event this way comes)

The Colorado State fireball Championships was just around the corner
It was set at Table Stakes and 3 months away
Going news it was set in mid November
and the Jedi had to train before thouse weekend days
It had also came to light he had never touched that table before
as it was a table to him that was totally new
And the going rumors and the story was
Is the ball sticks to the men like glue
Well that is that said, jediROTN
that is all I need to know
The hardest thing on any table
is to control the ball like a pro
So he trained for weeks on his home Tornado
since that was his only styled table
Then he said to himself, " oh jedi for the life of the game
but all the same The Jedi was ready set and able

( The Fireball hits the arena)

The time has come and the event is here
the grand fireball is here at last
As you walk through the doors you can hear the players say
Holy Shit this table is fast
On the up side the men are cherry red
and the down side the men are black
Plus just like the tornado table
there are the wing men in the back
The ball is the color of pumpkin orange
and the table comes with it's own light
The rods are lite and the color of black
and the design of the table is tight
The surface field is a lite colored blue
in the center is a fireball traced by fire
And the table besides the Tornado table
as it stands just a tad a bit higher

( The prophesied event)

All and all the Ruler of the North was ready to begin battle
he was willing set and able
To take on the first wave of players in the south
on the beautiful blue Fireball table
Now Jedi is known as an expert indeed
also known as a semi-pro
So he entered the expert singles division
and sized up the arena in toll
The players that he was playing against
he has played them all before
They are known as the Metro he had wiped off the table
Before thouse known Bitches had walked out the door
Now as Jedi was winning his matches
he was thinking and hearing his dear old dad
Jedi had lost him during that summer July
"You will beat them and win this my lad"
So Jedi went on to take the winners side
as he sat back and waited so long
He thought about the Prophecy
and will the Phoenix have the vision wrong
He thought about if he loses it
and he gets whipped and double dipped
He thought about dening the Northern Force
because he felt that he thought he got ripped
Now it was time and came down to the finals
it was one on one against the rest by far
It was against a World Champion Title Holder
and the JediR.O.T.N. the Northern Star
The finals only went to one easy set
as there was no losers side double dip
The jedi won the singles semi- pro title
and won the cash jacket and championship
As the fireball weekend came to a close
there were other events in this tale
He finished by show with a ranked beginner
in a doubles event as well
So it came a fact that the Prophecy was real
Jedi had the power of foresight
To aid in his quest to battle the South
in a war he was forced to fight


Author
David Jedi Miller
Slice/
#15 Posted : Saturday, September 29, 2018 11:45:35 PM(UTC)
Slice/

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Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: Suezynne Go to Quoted Post

RE: A story of Rhyme and Reason

Jedi,
Apparently you are not only great at Foosball, but in writing as well. Very interesting history, impressive longtime wins and skills. Judging by that write up, I don't see how anyone can beat that history.

The world of Foosball is awesome and you are someone who has been steadfast, contributed, taught, fought, kicked ass, and kept going. May the Force continue to be with you!!!

SoozFooz
Soosun
Suezin
Suezynne
Suesin
Soozin
Siouxcin


You have good taste and a great first name!

Signed: Walter(Old Sweater) the Jedi shares my account with me. Some of the Clique with some pull had Jedi banned from the board and I believe everyone is entitled to a voice to be heard!


Hey Walter Sweater, I’m over at Misfits and Shelly says hi!
J-rod
#16 Posted : Sunday, September 30, 2018 9:17:10 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: BigBaller Go to Quoted Post
I heard that Jedi had no dick? I think Doug told me that not to sure though?


Baller made an appearance, we can all quit the internet now!
Old Sweater
#17 Posted : Monday, October 01, 2018 7:49:05 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
( Karma of the Force)

Shit damn I spoke to soon
I should have said nothing
and went straight to my room
But I was surprised no one said anything
by 12 am
I'm on a prayer and a wing
But it's human nature to be a bad troll
and stick our heads
in the wrong holes
What is it like to feel better or worse
it just doesn't matter
If your married your cursed
So go a head and joke around
You'll soon find out
your not a clown
So if you feel like chiming in
Just keep it real
and with no sin
But just remember this thread is hot
so please don't touch
or you'll suffer a lot
so If you do
then it's to late
The Northern force then decides your fate
so I suggest you delete what's above
It's not in hate
I say it in love



Colorado Oracle


I guess I could explain what this cursed verse means, but it's kinda like the horror movie " The Ring"
When some fool that is niev and doesn't know better that is in violation against the jediROTN, then the Northern force lays out the consequences to those that act out before they think....

Colorado Oracle
Master jediR.O.T.N.teacher
AKPV22
#18 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 6:17:03 AM(UTC)
AKPV22

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Man

Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
( Karma of the Force)

Shit damn I spoke to soon
I should have said nothing
and went straight to my room
But I was surprised no one said anything
by 12 am
I'm on a prayer and a wing
But it's human nature to be a bad troll
and stick our heads
in the wrong holes
What is it like to feel better or worse
it just doesn't matter
If your married your cursed
So go a head and joke around
You'll soon find out
your not a clown
So if you feel like chiming in
Just keep it real
and with no sin
But just remember this thread is hot
so please don't touch
or you'll suffer a lot
so If you do
then it's to late
The Northern force then decides your fate
so I suggest you delete what's above
It's not in hate
I say it in love



Colorado Oracle


I guess I could explain what this cursed verse means, but it's kinda like the horror movie " The Ring"
When some fool that is niev and doesn't know better that is in violation against the jediROTN, then the Northern force lays out the consequences to those that act out before they think....

Colorado Oracle
Master jediR.O.T.N.teacher


Your threats hold as much water as Doug Weinerstroms.
Never let a win go to your head, or a loss to your heart
777
#19 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 8:55:39 AM(UTC)
777

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Joined: 11/3/2013(UTC)
Posts: 1,654
Location: Littleton

The only post I bothered to read was the one from Baller. I rode my bobsled past the rest. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Old Sweater
#20 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 1:03:05 PM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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Joined: 10/30/2013(UTC)
Posts: 1,132
Location: Olde Town Arvada

My threats, hahahaha that's hilarious...
I don't waist my time with that, I just let the true force of karma deal with that, it's just easier to be at peace with other people's BS when one has something bigger and unseen that takes things into it's own hands.

That is something I figured out some time back, and trust me it works.

Just ask the people I knew that took my inheritance money and conspired a faults charge against me so I could sit in prison for 12 years...well, actually you can't ask them, because their "Dead" now!
And honestly speaking, so be it....


Colorado Oracle
Master jediR.O.T.N. teacher
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