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dethelf
#1 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 11:05:40 AM(UTC)
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that's right bitches, tonight i will be conducting a séance in attempt to reach jedi's sister...

we will get to the bottom of this sistergate scandal, as well as the truth to if she really was the one who hacked the old foosboard, or if she has knowledge of who did...

this is going to be very dangerous, but in the halloween spirit, i deemed this to be the perfect night for such a ritual.

hey jedi, is there anything in specific you'd like me to ask her? i have made up a list of questions, but i'm sure she would love to hear from you...

SATAN
#2 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 11:39:40 AM(UTC)
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Jedi's sister belongs to me!!!! And soon he will too!!!

If you sacrifice exactly 6 goats, I will allow her to join your summoning.
jen
#3 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 11:57:48 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: SATAN Go to Quoted Post

If you sacrifice exactly 6 goats, I will allow her to join your summoning.


I just need to be clear before I decide to drive a few hours for this.

And I speak for X and Slice on this question as well, but will the goats be sodomized in the process?

If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?

Just askin....

jen
dethelf
#4 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:02:47 PM(UTC)
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well lookie here, i see satan has found the new board :)

hey satan, i don't have 6 goats, can we work out some other deal? i really need to contact jedi's sister and put an end to all this bullshit...

ps- how is saddam doin?
dethelf
#5 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:05:30 PM(UTC)
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If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?


lol, if X has anything to do with it, the goats will be fucking him prior to the sacrifice. but i need 6 fuckin goats dammit!!!! can anybody help?!?!?!
FooserX
#6 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:12:14 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dethelf Go to Quoted Post
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If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?


lol, if X has anything to do with it, the goats will be fucking him prior to the sacrifice. but i need 6 fuckin goats dammit!!!! can anybody help?!?!?!



lol - this coming from someone who has their location set as "prison".

Why don't you just be honest and make it "Prison Shower Room"


X

PS - Anyone seshing at Jim's needs to go check out his wall sized naked man artwork in the bathroom....all his gay tendencies now make a lot more sense. (This is not a joke) lol

"When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them. " - John Grizzly
Slice/
#7 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:16:08 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: jen Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: SATAN Go to Quoted Post

If you sacrifice exactly 6 goats, I will allow her to join your summoning.


I just need to be clear before I decide to drive a few hours for this.

And I speak for X and Slice on this question as well, but will the goats be sodomized in the process?

If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?

Just askin....

jen


Avon can produce the 6 goats but unfortunately there will be 6 wannabe foosers attached to them. Still okay?

Scott will gladly bottom any goat during the sacrifice!
Slice/
#8 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:20:12 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: FooserX Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: dethelf Go to Quoted Post
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If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?


lol, if X has anything to do with it, the goats will be fucking him prior to the sacrifice. but i need 6 fuckin goats dammit!!!! can anybody help?!?!?!



lol - this coming from someone who has their location set as "prison".

Why don't you just be honest and make it "Prison Shower Room"


X

PS - Anyone seshing at Jim's needs to go check out his wall sized naked man artwork in the bathroom....all his gay tendencies now make a lot more sense. (This is not a joke) lol



Don't worry Scott, I told my wife that you are a crafter and I think I have her convinced that it is Elmer's glue that you spilled all over her naked man artwork. Where do you find Elmer's goo? Up Scott's arse!
BigBaller
#9 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:31:53 PM(UTC)
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Damn Jim!

Say it ain't so. LOL
Slice/
#10 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:37:58 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: BigBaller Go to Quoted Post
Damn Jim!

Say it ain't so. LOL


I wish it wasn't, now Scott locked himself in the bathroom and won't leave, saying something about a solo sesh for State. You know him in bathrooms.

Btw, has anybody seen Ross lately?
FooserX
#11 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:38:50 PM(UTC)
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Oh it's so alright. And it's not some abstract work of art, or renaissance classic Micheallangelo piece either. It's full on oily ass in your face...just the way Jim likes it.



X
"When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them. " - John Grizzly
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#12 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:43:34 PM(UTC)
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It's full on oily ass in your face...just the way Jim likes it.




FULL ON OILY!



Lmao !
Slice/
#13 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:52:56 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: BigBaller Go to Quoted Post
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It's full on oily ass in your face...just the way Jim likes it.




FULL ON OILY!



Lmao !


It is?

Scott would be good at Foosball if he was as detail oriented there as opposed to de Tail!
dethelf
#14 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:00:33 PM(UTC)
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while all this is funny and all, it's not helping me get my goats!!!

i know there are many goat fuckers in the co foos scene, somebody hook an elf up!

c'mon satan, show some love here, this séance must go down! (calm down X)

SATAN
#15 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:41:33 PM(UTC)
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ps- how is saddam doin?


Saddam is doing great, thanks for asking.......

Know that i care nothing of you, or anybody for that matter, or your seance. However, a sacrifice must be done prior to granting communication with one of my slaves. Your price is exactly 6 goats. If you attempt a summoning without paying this price, a demon spirit will be sent to possess you.

The rules are clear, you have been warned.......
dethelf
#16 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:48:03 PM(UTC)
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goddamn you satan, everything was goin well till you showed up....due to lack of goats, the séance may have to be postponed :(

BigBaller
#17 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:51:33 PM(UTC)
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Satan Sucks Ballz!

I think he's a goat fucker also!
Sir Slops-A-Lot
#18 Posted : Thursday, October 31, 2013 3:54:00 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dethelf Go to Quoted Post
goddamn you satan :(



From the department of redundancy dep't
dethelf
#19 Posted : Friday, November 01, 2013 11:26:44 AM(UTC)
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so last night, i stopped by the local catholic church. there were no goats there, but i figured it wouldn't hurt to gank some crosses and some holy water, jus in case the séance went awry, and satan tried to fuck me. so while the priest was there gettin a bj from one of the kids, it provided me an excellent opportunity to sneak around and get said items. i did indeed execute the séance last night, here's what i found:

absolutely nothing! i never found jedi's dead sister, so that means a couple things. jedi may or may not even have a sister, dead or not. or satan had this bitch in lockdown and she couldn't be reached. either way, it was a total bust, i'm not a happy camper.

so, in conclusion, i am not giving up! i will try again, but next time i'm bringin the goats to the party. i am not possessed and i didn't have to fend of any demons with my holy water, so i'll put that in the freezer. you're off the hook for now jedi, but as god as my witness, i will get to the bottom of all this sistergate bullshit.
Next Level
#20 Posted : Friday, November 01, 2013 1:15:54 PM(UTC)
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How to save on Halloween candy:

Dress to frighten and play the didgeridoo outside. No joke, some groups of kids just passed wanting nothing to do with getting this candy. Bwwaaaahhahaaahahaa.

Prolly didn't hurt that they just saw Moose sacrificing goats down the street tho.

NLRK




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